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Wicked smaht. 

My local Sonic is incapable of making a true Redbull slush. It’s more like a half-slush/half-watered-down Redbull syrup-like concoction. I’m sure it’d be great if they were capable of making it appropriately. 

Are you suggesting that the best way to end police brutality and systemic racism is to infiltrate and replace cops with ourselves?

I hate when the bank brakes. It really makes a mess of all of my money. 

Can we get a series of these? Cheapest truck? Van? Etc. 

I will add that when someone interacts with my comment on here that I click it and it returns me back to the very first page of the article. I then have to cycle through all 6 pages and then dig through the comments to find it because the links themselves take you back to THE FIRST PAGE. This is inane. 

I clicked through because I love you, and I’m mildly obsessed with this car and it surprises the hell out of me (not my usual cup of tea). But I’ll be honest, there are other stories I never finished, that I otherwise probably would have at least skimmed, because of the slides. There is no reason for this to be 6

You and DT need to start a “What’s Your Most Bizarre Car Issue” thread. That’s a wild one. 

I had a similar experience. I got off work and downloaded it from start in the Microsoft store to finish in the launcher in like half an hour. Caught up to my buds pretty quick. Ran a few level 1 classes through the Urgent raid event and got them up to 15ish in no time. 

With a name like that he’s obligated to do an episode in a converted old drift Porsche and call it “Little Bastard.” 

I believe the psychological term for that is “suppression.” 

this is a great story, you’re the Volvo shepherd of San Jose

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but sane (etc.) gun owners are not rare, they’re plentiful, you just don’t know about them because they don’t peacock around with their weapons like some of these right-wing lunatics making the news these days.

I came here expecting this to be about quarantine beard growth. 

This is the best idea I’ve seen on here in a while. Even the title. 

That ... really happened?

I don’t think it’d change my mind about anyone unless the product were extremely controversial. 

There’s a combination Subaru/Hyundai/Mazda dealer, no joke, 1.5 miles from my office that is a collection of the shadiest and laziest people I’ve ever met in my life. I will drive my Hyundai 40 min. to the franchise I bought it from because their sales and service are polite and helpful and have treated me fairly so

My first experience with a Macan was right around the time they came out back when I was still a journalist and people could do stuff in close proximity in public. I was covering a concours event at Pinehurst and we were participating in what they called the “Iron Mike Rally” where a bunch of rich dudes with awesome

It’s weird that you consistently write about what’s on my mind. Other than the times when you write about the things that are on no ones’ minds. Thank you.