I can’t recommend my boys Wilderun and Aether Realm enough. Wilderun’s new album is an artistic journey in itself.

You will be missed, Patrick. Also, if you want to un-grey a bro that can’t get logged into his main account because it’s linked to his Twitter and he can’t log into it at work, that’d be cool, too. The Drive has a new reader coming its way.

I just cackled like a hyena in the middle of a silent office. That got me good. 

This is a lovely story -- and the fact it’s one of his fondest memories shows you raised that dude with a good character. 

You know who else who played with Milan that also has been considered a “legend” in the FIFA games that is also an asshole? Alessandro Nesta. I was a soccer journalist once upon a time and was doing a presser after a game against Miami FC back when Nesta was the coach and this dude looked into our conference room,…

Yes but isn’t it technically history? 

“I’ll be damned if I’m going to tell you that its okay to muck up your apostrophe’s.” Is this an Easter egg misusage?  

Vehicle enthusiasts: “I’m tired of seeing the same shit every day.”

*Wild CyberTruck appears.*

Vehicle enthusiasts: “This is too different. I want to see more of what I already see every day.”

Give me a break.

“I’m about to walk all over this mall, but I don’t want to walk an extra 50 yards across a parking lot.” Nice logic. 

It’s probably worth noting he didn’t just sit and stare at a screen the entire streaming time, viewers were welcomed to the riveting twists and turns of watching him cook his meals, too. 

Not to mention the breeding system. My poor Ditto, getting passed around like a $2 whore.

“Welp, this one’s not perfect enough, either. Get back in there and get to business, Machamp.”

*Ditto looks up, glassy (dot) eyed; gulps.*

“Oh, get over yourself Ditto. Wailord’s on the list next.” 

A GT, sure, the invoice is around $36k so you could probably get out the door at $35k if you played your cards right, but the GTS, which is only available in orange and the only trim with orange, stickers at roughly $45k. If you can arrange one for $10k under sticker I will buy one tomorrow.

If my understanding of the online tool is correct, that color is only available on the GTS, which starts at $44k? 

Having played through most of the game so far, there have only been two times I was sorely disappointed in there being no voices; spoiler ahead.

You’ve been warned.


The dark gym leader is playing a rock show when you first meet him and then sings into a microphone to taunt you a bit and it’s just ... dead silent. It…

Has there been any dialogue from GF on whether or not the rest of the Pokemon would ever be added in future updates? I’m having a lot of fun now but if they came later, I’d be cool with that. I’m also okay with this being a completely different continent and there being different animals that live there. 

Also, the XP share! When I picked up Toxel it was level 16 after watching one middle-level battle. I’m diggin’ it. 

Neutral: There’s this law that says when a brodozer with mismatched headlights/housing rolls up on me and attempts to burn my retinas so they can “look cool,” I can’t get out of my car and take a bat to at least one of these lights. That’s a silly law.

Just curious, but is it really that uncomfortable to wear a seat belt? I don’t even realize mine is on half the time but that is anecdotal.

This is an actual fear of mine. 

That is interesting! I haven’t played since Gen2 (gold/silver) so I had no idea there was any other kind of Meowth until I fought one after getting the gifted one.