It’s absurd and I love it! 

Thank you for reminding me of this fine fount of hilarity. My lunch will be spent re-listening to one of his “CDs” in my car.

It may not be pretty but at least it’s not boring. Wait, hey, Lexus, that’s my move. 

It also has one of the largest percentage decreases on that board. 

Calm down there, chief, you don’t want multiple COTDs in the same day. 

Imagine the charge/charging efficiency that would get invented/perfected if they made them race much further than typical battery capacity would allow.

Frak GM and all the praise for Fits don’t ever seem to address the fact the vehicle is spaced to benefit everyone but the driver. I hate them both.

I wish you could buy cars in group-buy format like you can other things. Sprinkle some sample cars around the country for test-driving purposes -> take down order lists -> if order list exceeds certain threshold, they get allocated from production and shipped together cheaper. I know this wouldn’t work, given…

I want an electric Fiat! I’m just smart enough to not do it. 

I haven’t seen this one before, what is going on here? 

We’re running our famous Five Buck Lug Fridays again down at your local Joe’s Wheelhouse.

Did you try to knock on their door or see if they were home? My neighbor likes to leave his truck windows cracked and usually if the truck’s there he’s home but if not I would jump in the truck and roll the windows up. 

I’m pretty sure that $1500 add-on, if true, sounds a lot like a UDAAP violation. You should report them to the CFPB.

Thankfully this is a blog and not high school English class. Reputable newspapers take wire stories verbatim and throw them into their print production. This isn’t new. You cannot expect their small team of folks to be able to cover everything that the Jalopnik readership would be interested in.

Can we get an interesting COTD (i.e. this one) for a change? 

I read that as, “I bought my stripper a 2003 Corolla,” and I’m over here like, “how much time are you spending carting your stripper around?” 

I miss when you commented this much on stories, Mike. 

Several years later, do you still have it? Still enjoying it? 

All these folks saying “WoW doesn’t require grinding” any longer have been fooled ... WoW is a grind.

That $450 across the board deal on a trade-in for a Pixel 4 seems a bit ... odd. For example, the 3A is on their list. So I can go buy a new 3A for $400 and they’ll give me $450 if I turn around and give it right back to them for a 4? Really? 

That $450 across the board deal on a trade-in for a Pixel 4 seems a bit ... odd. For example, the 3A is on their…