I’ll stroke it for him.

Compared to Louis’s latest stand up, Pete’s sounds like George Carlin. 

She wanted to be Ariel for Halloween but was probably still on tour so made up a weird NYE childhood-themed party. Jesus, it all seemed so obviously contrived before, but typing in “NYE childhood-themed party” actually made me stop, it’s so fucking bizarre.

I was at the Pete show last night and I’m surprised Jez chooses to focus on the fact he talked about Ariana and not about the fact that he basically shit all over Louis CK.

She’s the funniest in Spice World: The Movie, though. Legit comedy timing.

Out of all the songs that objectify a woman’s body you choose to take issue with a song where a man is called “big”. A man who also talks about himself being “big”. It’s not even in the actual song, just te video. Yes, let’s tackle this issue for equality, not the plethora of songs out there that objectify women. This…

Really living up to your name there. If only your comprehension and critical thinking skills lived up to your whinging skills. Echoing TheGoodStepSister, fuck you, next.

He’s more self-deprecating than mad in general, I’m not getting any sense of anger from the write up.

You're an idiot. He wasn't mad about thank you next

This is why people need to actually listen to or read the lyrics to a song before getting fauxraged about them on the internet. If you had come that, you’d already know she says nothing disrespectful about him in the song. She also did him and all of the exes the courtesy of previewing ‘Thank U Next’ beforehand to…

Talking about it during his stand up set doesn’t equal mad tho. His tone sounds jovial, there’s no anger in those words, I...don’t think the dude seems mad at all.

From what I read here, he doesn’t seem mad? He just... talked about it.

Self-victimized by celeb puff pieces... You're here why?

I want to watch the whole thing but CBS hates Canada and it’s n/a. Want to see the Cher tribute!!!

“Border Patrol agents are known to destroy supplies like water and food left on migrant routes”

from someone who I think knows more about these things than others do.

What an egotistical jerk. I would totally not call him again after the sex.

He’s a good actor and I don’t get the drama with his name BUT I find him tiring.

“I went home to my dad and wept for an hour because I just figured my part was bigger. They didn’t even cut anything. I just figured—I don’t know what I figured”

Are you having a stroke?