It’s in a book; it must be the truth

Craig James. Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

It’s the penalty for being a Sixer.

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

Someone took this picture when his agent called him about the role a few years ago

If sex bots are wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Absolute truth. In 22 years, I saluted quite a few senior officials. Whether I agreed with them or not is irrelevant. They are in my chain of command, therefore they get respect. Who I vote for is my business, but I will make no public statement against my chain of command.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

But did you win?

Fellow human sweat machine here. I live in Florida. Summers are the worst. I’m always self conscious that I have visible marks in weird places on my back and/or rear waist and/or ass crack

Dri-Fit as an undershirt: God’s gift to sweaty people. It helps alleviate the anxiety around sweating, which is half the battle. And the collars never fray, so they can last forever.

I am also a sweaty guy.* I understand what you are saying, but must be forced to disagree. Yes people will see you sweat. Yes you will be a sopping mess. But AT LEAST people won’t have to look at your nipples or chest hairs plastered against the inside of your shirt. If Sean miller was even a little more hairy, that…

I mean what am I gonna do...NOT get drunk and dance my ass off to Thriller? Of course I’m going to do that.

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

Hell, even the batboy in the pic has some chaw in his mouth!

Yeah I had to take a shit just off a trail a while back—I had run for like three-quarters of a mile thinking it would recede but it just didn’t.

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

Thank you!! Sorry to disappoint, but my real hair is brunette.