I thought Craig James had killed seven hookers while at SMU. I had no idea that Craig James had killed five hookers while at SMU. I was also told there would be no math involved.

I think all his tweets pre and post deadpool have been pretty sweet... however I liked him in 2 guys a girl and a pizza place.

:(

same

Diego Rivera painted it the Palacio Nacional. In person its beautiful!

Sangre I need some el guerro or mi nidito in my life asap.

I know right. Normally I can... but I was on the drunk and sad side of the rollercoaster.

Its not not not hard.

He’d prolly think the same thing about some parts of South Tucson.

He’s going to drink the water isn’t he.

I mean I was dancing like this the other night and people were not having it.

I still love her. Shes the best!

Ah you think porn is your ally? You merely adopted the porn. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

Yup. It worked for me. Boomshakalakalalakalakala.

I thought it was NIN, Eminem, and Marilyn Mansons fault.

So is the hot tub in the dorm room still frowned upon?

My bad. Sorry. My social anxiety just sometimes gets bad.

I’ve always argued is they only way they are fake is if they are cutlets. Otherwise all real.

Swimcest

YEAH JEETS