Zlatan’s gonna Zlatan.

With the recent world events, maybe “Kills”, “burns”, and “torches” aren’t the best words to over-sensationalize a good play happening in a soccer game.

Brandon Knight’s ability to play basketball over 2 years after his death is truly inspiring.

I mean, the dude’s understated, so he doesn’t mean-mug and scream like the Clippers do, but it’s still a fucking beautiful sequence of basketball, especially since he initiated the fast break on the loose-ball pickup.

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Impressive. You jacked the Reddit top comment and applied it here. Classic Carlos Mencia.

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

Nicknames are bestowed, not chosen.

Ziplock Pringlechips

Tapdunks Bonanzas

DARTH ZINGAS

How many times do I have to tell you sheeple that his name is Porkchops Bazingas?

Much like determining what is a catch these days...

Sorry to hear that.

The Joe Flacco of copy/pasting?

That is exactly what I was thinking. I kept waiting to be surprised but everything in this article is very well documented and widely known.

Secret and history? You mean widely known and now right?