Sorry to hear that.

The Joe Flacco of copy/pasting?

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

This hypertexting is not elite.

Perhaps the first time in history the Jaguars actually started quickly.

Cuz Deadspin is the Woody Woodpecker of sports journalism...

Wait, the conspiracy morons are already coming out for this attack?

- Vin Baker, before buying iced tea.

Damn. Hope Coach realizes he’s benching a future Hall of Famer.

We also talk about the end of Peyton Manning

I think that’s the right direction.

The bears agree.

I mostly agree with your sentiment, but we just can’t kill them all. Do you want to bomb Belgium?

For some reason the bombers at the stadium are the core of the conspiracy movements drum beating, but after reading this piece, Barry you did a fantastic job of outlining the aptitude of the French agencies controlling an abhorrent situation calmly and intelligently.

Not only could fans have been hurt upon exit, but the panic that could have resulted from calling the game and evacuating could very well have led to a stampede/crush situation and that is all to familiar a risk at soccer venues. They made the right call.

That awesome Carson Palmer gif is even better if you imagine that he’s taunting Mackelmore.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

Oh man, I really hope there’s a job for him in Buffalo.

RIP, Wolfman.