I’m thinking maybe making Trump President wasn’t a good idea you guys...

His cult listens to him like he’s a god emperor. He has a responsibility to the people to not peddle snake oil/unproven treatments that people will take to heart. He’s a monster who is knowingly spreading misinformation and false treatments knowing full well someone somewhere is going to listen to him because that’s…

Their publicists made very good selections! 

I cheer for you, for your youthful enthusiasm, but my dead insides tell me humans are incapable of learning, or changing.

Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

ARGH! I can’t wait! I know a lot of mouthbreathers will claim otherwise but I really enjoyed Jodie’s first season as The Doctor and I LOVE her new companions - although I hope they give Yaz more to do this season! This upcoming season looks like one hell of a ride. Bring it on!

i can accept having a laser sword and telekinesis, but a man having red hair? that’s a bridge too far

the hardest cock you’ll see today:

Chonk-E

Counterpoint. It looked like a shitty movie before and now it looks like a shitty movie with a less terrifying cherry on top. No one “owes” the studio any of their time or money.

It seems like common sense to not have to say this, but here goes anyway:

Every single person that had something to say about the original design needs to get their ass to a theater and see the movie. I can’t think of another time where a movie studio immediately listened to the audience and backtracked this publicly…

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

I like this here Ryan Reynolds feller. He’s got moxie.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

$20 and even money odds says Jared returned the compliment by noting his fondness for Ivanka’s shiny hair and symmetrical facial features.

She had to hit the word count or lose marks. 

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