I cheer for you, for your youthful enthusiasm, but my dead insides tell me humans are incapable of learning, or changing.

Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

i can accept having a laser sword and telekinesis, but a man having red hair? that’s a bridge too far

the hardest cock you’ll see today:

Chonk-E

I like this here Ryan Reynolds feller. He’s got moxie.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

$20 and even money odds says Jared returned the compliment by noting his fondness for Ivanka’s shiny hair and symmetrical facial features.

I think, basically, it’s :I love you for being a sociopath.

She had to hit the word count or lose marks. 

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

Seems like it. Ubisoft seems to take it more to heart, for a while, and more often than others. Perhaps everyone can rally together against Activision giving Sony exclusive content for games like call of duty. 

He would probably make really...shitty glue..

It would have been more believable if they’d just blamed the Reverse Vampires!

And where would the rats all take shelter if we moved it above ground!?

Jimmy CouldntFly Snuka

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short.