EVERYBODY GETS A TAX BILL... ALWAYS.

Most anticipated sperm transportation game since Yoshi's Island

Mike, I am very, VERY disappointed in you. You absolutely neglected any sort of ‘bun in the oven’ joke. Christmas is now ruined.

Well it looks like the dad is chocolate creme filled so I think that makes their baby a Milano.

I’m holding out for a 4th camera.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

A forced no deal by the EU would kinda be just as much of a poke in the eye to Ireland as to the UK. The Irish border vis-a-vis the Good Friday Agreement is perhaps the biggest sticking point. No Deal makes a hard border inevitable ( and it may be anyway, unless NI suddenly develops a thirst for independence ).

Thing is, the whole no-deal Brexit and passing a law that forces Johnson to ask for an extension is almost entirely moot theatrics anyway since the EU can refuse an extension and just force a no-deal Brexit. The UK is acting like they’re in the driver’s seat of the whole affair. France is particularly leaning toward…

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Now I want to see a Leroy Jenkins and Stitch buddy movie set in an MMO.

Leroy and Stitch?

Anecdotal evidence is strong, from this article.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

It’s nice to see a politician show legitimate emotion at a legitimate time.

In my house growing up, swearing was seen as a healthy way to vent feelings of frustration. Swearing at someone (unless clearly joking) was a no-no. Swearing about the state of things in general was (is) fair game. I can’t think of any more appropriate reason to be swearing right now.

Their $0.59 tacos and burritos got me through college.

Love the splash of God knows what that he fell into

“I find it’s hard, it’s hard to find. oh well, whatever, nevermind”

I always find it amusing that the generation clash is always viewed as being millennials vs baby boomers. Poor old Gen X just gets forgotten, which seems like the most Gen X thing it could really do.

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.