all hail the rainbow cube. may it crush us until we, too, are immaculately cube-like in shape

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Friend on his way to my house about 15 minutes from the crash texted :

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

I’m more amazed that someone recognized Chad Kelly.

Chads man, always fucking up. 

Are animal genitals not safe for work?  Is your work vegan?

Why don’t you just expand your horizons and date a guy shorter than you? I’m a 5'8" man and I would never allow myself to feel entitled to short women because society arbitrarily decided that men must be taller than their woman partners. And I would never resent a super tall dude who wants to date a super short woman…

Short (5'6") man here - I share your unreasonable annoyance.

Agreed, but going forward when you see an article on the most amusing character creations, assume there will be cocks-a-plenty. 

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

He’s wearing a half Cher/half Sonny costume like that contestant from The Gong Show.

Extras from a Guy Ritchie movie? 

BBC just needs to give up at this point

Really? This is the first time you realized formula one drivers are overwhelmingly white?

The reason why it is significant is because he is still the ONLY one in the sport. And! Get this: he’s not going to fit himself into some form-mould that F1 and it’s “culture” try to force drivers into. He’s going to be his own guy, do what he wants, and like it or not, he is an ICON in the black community around the…

Ah, blogging: The grand pursuit of rearranging someone else’s article for your employer’s website.

And to think, in 20 years, he will have been dead for 15.

When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey