These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Certainly not any of his girlfriends.

A game where people either ignore or underpay for my incredible artistic achievements is called “Real Life.”

I have a friend who has a saying :

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

Good on them.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Got’em!!

a bit of concrete and some seats were “blown out.”

Maybe he should have a helmet that says ‘EH’ instead of A.

I usually get air goggles after too long at the oxygen bar, and end up going home with a real airhead

According to that map the average commute for our county is 30.6 minutes.

In the sequel, you’ll move by motorboating a pair of melons.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?