Technically, sure. Realistically, no fucking way. Not if you didn’t vote by choice, and are now saying you are worse off.

For a post-barf, post 2x fights mugshot, tackled by police 2x...you can’t convince me that is a bad pic.

RINO!

Long-suffering Bengals fan...yeah, that first hit didn’t look right.

The key is to react to the new reality, not to pretend that it doesn’t exist.

Don’t bury the lede...

Administrators being ruthlessly self-interested in covering up student behavior VS. administrators molesting boys...is a notable difference as well.

Christ digs the long ball.

With shit coming out of every orifice, it is hard to report on all of it.

She could carry Georgia if she promises to nuke the whales.

Long live The Concourse!

Weird baseball is really the best part about baseball, right? I don’t know why you’d decrease it. Baseball is always in danger of not being interesting-enough in any given inning, a shift sends an instant murmur through the crowd.

Is someone monitoring shaft@deadspin.com?

Looking at him from that angle, it is obvious he had partied too much.

Grape Jelly sucks.

Torn. They absolutely should have shown this immediately.

Everything else is secondary to football, and TV market.

The pickle looks to be sneaking around the back.

Joe Walsh is an empty vessel, hooked on attention because of narcissism, but also because he needs attention to pay his bills.

Truth. Pro-sports + intense public scrutiny = crushing stress.