So, we hesitate use the word “sport” for “sports” with minimal exertion, risk, etc.

He really pulled this article out of his Oxidized Orifice, Jr.

Friday quota post?

You had me at “aluminum boner.”

Just following Dad’s advice:

I hate, hate, hate Mike Brown.

Smirnoff Ice? Who is in that box? Jared from Subway?

Who had contain on the kickoff? Pretty sure it was the same Jayron Kearse. Read that he is a legit NFL prospect somewhere, which makes me wonder if he might be a little banged up and moving a step slow, or if he just totally shit the bed for 60 minutes.

In the pantheon of thoughts-that-are-functionally-invalidated-if-shared, this is pretty high up there.

Bengals fan.

Has to come from QB/Coach tension, or GM/Coach tension, right?

The title tease contains the same amount of information about the marriage as the article itself.

The only thing that would be more American than suing, would be if he gave everyone involved lawn jobs.

#jesuisrudy

You forgot to tell people to look at it again.

UPS sucks. They left a computer on a street corner 2 miles from my office last winter. Then, immediately started pointing fingers at all other parties involved.

So, what’s he hiding?

The airlines themselves are avoiding the Sinai. Qatar airways is stereotyping their ass off:

That wasn’t an inside-the-park homerun, that was a Deadspin popover video add. I don’t know what video you morons saw...jeez.

Nah, she is just catching whiffs of his adult diaper as he shits his pants.