I used to think T pain was a joke until I saw his NPR Tiny Desk concert. He legitimately brought it.

I don't think the people at Gawker and the people at Jezebel have talked with each other since 1776.

THIS MOVIE HAS KRISTIN CHENOWETH??

This description is the first thing that almost makes me want to watch this movie.

Amateur.

Jacob is "pretty cool."

Jacob is so creepy and so real as fuck.

I lost it when she stuck that tiny little stretchy hand to the fridge.

That smile is used to best effect as Jacob, tho

Those remain; it's the icebergs that are gone. The out of touch rich people got their revenge.

Let that be a lesson to you, murderer.

Hey, thanks for your completely irrelevant opinions on my marriage with my partner of almost 10 years. It is totally possible for two consenting adults that happen to have 10 or more years between them to have a normal and healthy relationship. It is also to have a totally fucked up relationship with someone your own…

Dammit. I thought you meant that she was like loading up on Kalteen bars.

Oh man, I'd forgotten about this. Thank you.

I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

It makes them back the hell up which would be enough for me. It certainly didn't kill the xeno in Alien: Isolation but it gave me a chance to cheese it, and cheese it I did.

I didn't know this and it makes me so happy. Everything she does is absolute magic.

Seriously, how did she get passed over for We Need To Talk About Kevin? That was an absolute disgrace.