Slow ticket sales methinks? God, I hope this twerp is on his 14th minute of fame.

I listed above (below? Kinja, go figure) various inevitably lucrative moves to expect - which will get him back in (at least moderate) graces fairly quickly. Yours is a perfect one, because of the decades -long connection and because Kris Kardashian has no moral compass when it comes to a lucrative scheme; so he…

When is he going to join the Kardashian TV show?

Well he is a guy who was cool voting for legislation that would strip healthcare coverage from millions of Americans forcing them to choose between dying horrible deaths or bankrupting their families so I get why people may feel a certain way about this.

I honestly don’t give two fucks about John McCain. He gets to die surrounded by family without having to worry about burdening anyone with insurmountable medical debt because of his excellent insurance and considerable wealth. All the while, poor people who face similar diagnoses will not fair anywhere near as well…

A hateful extreme right Christian group that doesn’t believe in “religious freedom” for anyone but Christians. This isn’t just tone-deaf, it’s an illustration of the fundamental bigotry at the root of Sessions and the ADF (I hate using this acronym, there’s a neo-Druid group that also uses it and they deserve…

Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. He’s surprised he’s thinking about fucking a woman over 35.

And Melania puts her arm on her shoulder to push her into his quivering maw. “Better you than me, bitch.”

I wonder if bears like gummy people.

That’s actually how he describes Ivanka.

Part of his sentencing should be the electric chair. No, I don’t care if you can’t get it due to involuntary manslaughter charges. Make an exception.

Make him drink the water from those homes too.

And medical bills from complications caused by said water.

Kathy Griffin does not drink. If you had any familiarity with her career, you might know that.

Oooooh, that would have been a good take! She should’ve gotten you as her lawyer!

Right. The GOP gets away with murder all the time. She should have stood behind it.

How about we get some bullets so I don’t have to listen to it? I hate shit like this. I click a link, I want to read what’s behind the link.

Trump is more like a shared joke than a shared threat, but laughter is the best medicine. Unless you are Trump. Then it’s a fistful of blue pills and his daughter’s high-school pictures.

omg, this is a recurring thing?

Can you imagine him at any formal dinner? Or even eating anywhere he isn’t served charred steak with ketchup?