Dont forget Quarter Pounders washed down with Diet Coke.

Oz is such a whore. ( Apologies to all the nice, hard-working whores out there.)

I thought that was a per hour quota i should be hitting.

I know this is off topic but I mm shocked a Labrador did that. Every lab I've encountered has been the most docile creature

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Progress happens one funeral at a time.

From a statement about her death: “There will never be another Phyllis Schlafly.”

Yup. She sued her... nephew I think for trying to use the Schlafly name for his brewery because being associated with alcohol was unchristian and would hurt her image. She lost.

The good die young.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

Better late than never.

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

Just a friendly reminder that the Republican party thinks abortion is cruel and “life” matters. Reread this story, then take it all in. If the GOP gave a fuck about life, they would actually do something about the living. Not fetishize a fetus.

¡Muy Am-bien!

It’s been very disappointing to see/listen to him in recent years. Maybe we were just watching him through rose-colored glasses years ago.

Would still watch to see him shirtless, though.

Oh yes. The wedding announcements section of the NYTs is the absolutely best. I’ve been reading it for years.

“She rarely gets upset over things like parking tickets or bad-hair days.”

Or running over a 5 year old, apparently.

They sound like two of the most insufferable people on Earth.

I fuuuuuuuuuuucking hate that couple. Very good hate read, thanks for sharing!

LITERALLY IN PARENTHESES. What kind of newspaper lets this go to print: “When she recounts the accident (the child died and Ms. Halweil was not charged) you can really see her calm, philosophical and open demeanor.” For the paper of record, it has to be that they are mocking the people they are profiling, right?