You are the reason there is so much non-decomposeable shit in our landfills. Do you throw away your lamps when the light bulbs burn out too?

You can clean it faster than it would take for you to make a trip to CVS, what a stupid suggestion. “Wasted shampoo”...oh, you mean the literal $0.005 worth of shampoo? And you don’t have any spare toothbrushes around that are used for cleaning?

Re: #8, at least you’re learning the error of you ways.

Impossible. That shit’s hardwired into my DNA.

I mean, I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the story - I do. And I think it’s good that we’re handling death in increasingly honest and healthy ways. But yeah, I found it really off putting. And jarring. Like, why would you even notice the brand of car that drove her to the place she chose to die in, much less that it…

Incredibly beautiful and moving, and she is so lucky to have had the resources (financial, social, political, emotional) to have been able to do that.

These all just seem like weaker versions of the best nootropic....adderral and its ilk.

The “get me the fuck out of here” look on the babies faces is priceless.

This is grade A bullshit and it will have long-lasting reprocussions for the legal fight to protect reproductive freedom. Fuck. This. Shit. These criminals need to see justice for their slimy, sneaky, illegal actions.

I was just thinking how much I wanted to punch that smug face.

I mean, most people know by the age of 19 that brutally murdering people is wrong. She has complete culpability for her own actions here. I could understand granting parole if she had just guarded the door while someone else did the actual killing, but she participated actively and willingly.

Is it weird that it wouldn’t bother me if they were selling fetal body parts? Like, they’re just going to be incinerated anyway, and they’re being used for research not satanic rituals.

The dollar store where she buys all the wine charms to repackage is going to be really disappointed.

It’s so weird you say that because I just use my purity ring to identify my towel...I take it off and slide my towel through it. Bonus: I can slut it up during the pool party, then towel off knowing that I am using *my* JESUS LOVES ME towel, not some other skank’s.

I think it’s the P giving the T a hand job.

oh, and speaking of conservative losers from Indiana, let’s all hope that HRC DOES NOT PICK Evan Bayh to be her VP (he’s supposedly being considered).

That T is fucking the shit out of that P.

Speaking as a citizen of Indiana, Trump can have him!!!

On behalf of (almost) all Hoosiers, let me just say FUCK THIS GUY. He is so vastly unpopular here, even among staunch conservatives, that it’s honestly kind of breathtaking.

When I lived in Indianapolis I felt compelled to write to his office several times because of how outrageously, egregiously awful his legislation was (is). I think I wrote to him like 5 times and I only lived there for a year. On the plus side, he won’t be running for re-election and gave Dems a nice opening for…