I can envision her saying "I want Frescoes all up in this bitch" when they were in the design stages...

Oh dear God, at least put a dish of those petal pink shell-molded soaps and put the paper towels on a free standing vertical roll. *whispers* But when I really want to impress, I unleash disposable cashmere towels with a matching trash can and a minority bathroom attendant. It always get me high marks in the society…

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

I have to say that this comment made me a little sad. As someone who occasionally dips in and out of the food shelf and has spent a lot of time volunteering and fundraising for food banks, you can't really brush the hungry with such a broad stroke. There are those of us who used to be in the foie gras and truffle set…

Gilda Radner, I get. Shari Lewis? That's kind of random.

I think voicemails are only relevant if you have important information to leave—going on and on about nothing was inconsiderate back in the day as well.

I get some people say it's inconsiderate. I think it is inconsiderate to not hear your voice. A lot of what people communicate, at least in my mind, is in that. Talking is one of the critical things that separates us from other animals. Not to be all #waronthepoor —but I feel so bad for the people with smart and cell…

These should be taught in every high school freshman science course. Assuming they still have those.

That was actually the argument that got me to stop eating meat. It was stronger than every PETA video I saw.

My disdain for her situation is only related to the fact that anti-abortion right-wing nutbags will use her as the poster girl for "see, it's not so bad!!"

Aww, it's cute that you believe the multi-millionaire CEOs' excuses for not paying their workers a fair wage.

Well these types of minimalists are living in spaces that express their resources and social prestige in other ways. They aren't moving into attic apartments with shared hallway bathrooms in rough parts of rural neighborhoods, you know?

Don't "suffer injustice". I believe I have posted this here before but if not, here goes the Cliff Notes version:

I was wondering when someone was going to pick up on this douchecanoe. The "Dating Coach" is 98% as disgusting as Elliot.

We in India use these since the beginning of time. It fights bad breath like a boss. Use it after you brush. Use it after you wash your mouth. Brush and use it after every meal. This is the best way to fight bad breath. Apples are great too.

Incidentally, you will find fennel seeds in the little bowl at the door of any Indian restaurant. Sometimes mixed with sugar. Yummy.

Makes sense to me, given that this is their new hamburger character:

I'm waiting for little Justin's first OD.

They may have faked a cheating scandal, but you can't hide the alcohol bloat in Dean's face that comes from hosting Chopped Canada, living out of a suitcase at some fleabag hotel, raiding the minibar and talking yourself out of putting a revolver to your mouth night after night, putting an end to your slow suicide…