Check out "Constipation Blues" by Screaming Jay Hawkins. It's on You Tube and I bet this little girl would love this song as she and Screaming Jay both make poop inspired music.

Check out "Constipation Blues" by Screaming Jay Hawkins. It's on You Tube and I bet this little girl would love this song as she and Screaming Jay both make poop inspired music.

I'd be delighted if he was given the Guantanomo experience.

What a coincidence! Several hours prior to seeing your post, I went swimsuit shopping. My underwear stayed on because I just had a feeling the suits were not too sanitary. I'm glad to see this post which confirms that I did the smart thing.

I washed the suit once I got it home. I violated the label's instructions to…

It's interesting that I came across your post because earlier in the day I happened to be shopping for swimsuits. Believe me, my underwear stayed on as I just naturally had a bad feeling about the cleanliness of these suits.

I'd like to add that the suit will be washed before I wear it. Too bad hot water and bleach…

At least the greedy plastic surgeons who agree to do grotesque procedures aren't quite as bad as the one I heard about who did breast jobs on his own daughters.

Yes, she is veering in that direction. If she can survive a few more "procedures" she may top Jocelyn's beauty but then again...

I wonder if the Pope's security (and I don't mean god-as if that would help) will be able to fend off a mob hit. I know many mobsters are good Catholics but they still might want to rub out a pope who dared to excommunicate them.

I simply can't understand how someone is able to forget they have a child in the car. Sure, we all space things at times, but this is something pretty major.

Looks like it"s summer and time for many unfortunate kids and pets to die a horrible death due to neglect and/or carelessness.

You're living my employment dream!

Love that screen, it's so relaxing to look at.

Sounds like State Fair food to me.

The backgrounds of the photos really look bleak, which I see as symbolic for the future of these girls. My favorite items in the background are the cross, flag, oil derrick and water tower.

I love the unsightly oil derrick in one photo's background. Those derricks pump, which seems too sexual for a father/daughter purity portrait. I hope the dad didn't pick up on this.

I think the way the dads 'n daughters are posing makes them appear more like boyfriends/girlfriends, not dads/daughters. Maybe that's why…

I wonder how long any of those who choose minimalism will stick with it. They might get into it for awhile, but my guess is most will return to more possessions. Minimalism seems like the new term for slumming. It's always easy to do if you have the option to go back. Additionally, extreme minimalism is a difficult…

Other than occasional mild anxiety, reefer has never given me a bad experience and I've been smoking good stuff for over 35 years.

People who've never gotten high should be careful when they eat dope laced treats or smoke high grade weed. Too bad the stuff that sent Maureen Dowd into a bad state of mind wasn't…

Actually, I was about to dump Comcast until I got an internet deal of $19.99 for a year. Will only stay with them longer if I can find a way to rip them off as they do to so many others.

Thanks for the tip, but I'd be so overcome with guilt about ripping off my cable company I could never live with myself. Comcast has always been so very good to me.

If I wake up I'll have accomplished the first task of the day.

That's weird, did Elliot Rodger come back to life for a moment?

Hopefully, the little POS will Od and we can all rejoice. I know I will.