When Obama got elected I was living abroad in a country where everyone is pretty racist, and I kept telling everyone how great and cool it was that where I was from people were not super racist. And then I moved back to the US halfway through his first term and was like ‘Oh OK, never mind, everyone here is super…

Yeah but I’m pretty sure his self-image rests on the idea that he could if he wanted to.

I’m also 33 and about to be 34, also a depression/anxiety person... I never planned to die young, but I also never really planned? I figured out my 20s (lots of travel and adventure) and then I guess I just assumed I’d come back and be all set in my 30s, without realizing that if you spend 10 years doing cool things…

Nah, anything conceivably on the way to Burning Man is going to have a higher clown : non-clown ratio than average.

Oooh! I was just at the airport and saw 3 or 4 of these and I concluded “Mary Kate Olsen, probably”. Oops.

#tepidfemaledraggingherfeet = me

To me it sounds more like the old “But everyone else did too, why are you picking on me?!”

Yay Chrissy Teigen! This goes along swimmingly with my theory that all we need to bring Trump down is for a lot of hot ladies to tweet at him how they would never bang him. Lead the charge Ms. Teigen.

The other weekend I was out at a fun but kind of douchey bar and the bride-to-be of some random bachelorette got so wasted that her entire bridal party left her at the bar. (I’m assuming they were also trashed, but damn, get new friends). And so my friends and I inherited our very own drunken bachelorette when she…

Oh my god. The woman who did the convincing should be sentenced by a court of law to only work with mean-spirited adolescents who will own her in the bullying department.

2 wedding trends in my general social group that I love: 1) co-ed bachelor & bachelorette parties that are basically just camping or white water rafting or going on a weekend trip with all your friends. 2) getting married at the court house and throwing a fun party/reception later.

I know a woman who accidentally burned down part of her new house by not properly extinguishing the sage that she burnt to cleanse it.

I watched a close family member put on a ton of weight all at once as a preteen because of a thyroid issue. It was intensely traumatic for her. I attribute a lot of that to the fact that she was in middle school, which is the absolute worst time for a person to go through something like that (or be alive in general)…

I’ve met Jon Huntsman and he seems like a clever guy. Which probably means he wouldn’t take the job. But I’d be fine with him. At this stage my standards have been lowered to “knows which rules s/he’s supposed to follow”, “doesn’t openly hate other countries” and “not suffering from dementia”.

Even before this though, Susan Collins has stood out as being willing to speak her mind. She and Lisa Murkowski from Alaska have definitely stood out over the past six months as apparently having spines. They’ve even stood up for Planned Parenthood, which seems to be a very dangerous thing for a Republican to do.

The daughter happened when David Tennant’s Doctor touched some kind of genetic replicating machine on a planet that used the machine to create armies. Immaculate science conception!

Not that far off, actually.

Welllll.... I didn’t say we were healthy per say. Just that bored shopping isn’t one of our issues!

OK, that I can relate to. I spend a lot of time after hikes looking like a bored toddler while my bf interrogates the ranger about plants or something like that. The we-drove-here-together trap.

That makes sense.