Ah, of course. Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince, and play angry birds on thy 5S and sing Lady Gaga to thy rest.

What, ya never heard of beefsteak tomatoes?

1. Long Island

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

I love this answer, because it is such a beautiful example of someone creating convoluted scenarios to fit their prescribed worldview when confronted with conflicting information. Spectacular.

Everything is better with rhinestones, and anyone who says differently is lying.

No surprise. Cubbies are never within striking distance.

Walked into the mall today to get my laptop fixed...walked out with a whole bunch of new clothes I neither need nor have space for. Oops.

Starting WR: [gets injured]