Hate to break it to you, but the Democratic party thinks single-digit millionaires are upper middle class too.

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

We truly live in Dickensian America.

BOOM! mic drop.

When you’re disgusted by his actions but the track is fire.

Probably Tiffany.

Maybe a photo caption? I didn’t realize at first this was Haim and not the unnamed rapist.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Yeah, despite his MANY personal failings, I think like Weiner’s politics and think he would’ve done a decent job fighting for the poor and middle class in NYC. His horny teenager tendencies just seem to have shorted out part of his brain.

the world is a train wreck, I vote Giant Asteroid 2016

Can we talk about Tyler Hoechlin in costume on the set of Supergirl tho?

Um...what? *heart eyes emoji*

I’m selling this picture titled “Don’t Look Back, America” on eBay for $19.99 + Shipping and Handling!

I watch a disgusting amount of tv, but I think Oz is my favorite show of all time. Schillinger is the most evil character ever written, and I loathe JK Simmons in it but then in real life he seems so precious!

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

For anyone interested, here’s a really great interview with Rebecca Kukla that explores a lot of the moral or political ramifications of the kind of informal policing of pregnant women’s actions this is meant to address.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

I don’t think they need to worry about infections now that Ralph Lauren has designed these new uniforms for the US team.

About the only thing this is missing is Banks inviting Palin over for a meeting to discuss how much they hate gays.