‘Hamilton’ is basically a minstrel show.

This is why I voted for Bernie.

In sobriety, Zac even makes his own hair products.

Is Gallo supporting Donald Trump?

Is your “Asshole” cake a comment on the false accuser’s presumed practice of anal sex? If so, you might get sued.

This happened to Marlene Dietrich once and it was downhill from there on.

This one went down with a thud.

I love Shia LaBeouf. There.

Video or it didn’t happen.

You realize Castro is involved in a HUD scandal about handing distressed housing stock off to Wall Street speculators? The rising star has been dipping into the honey pot and anyone who reads the news will know this. Not a great balance for Clinton’s own image issues.

False flag campaign, anyone? Make Gender Great Again.

It needs to be a woman of color even though Debbie Wasserman Schultz would be the obvious choice otherwise.

Cole Whittle is a super model. Period. Cole would even look good in clothes from Kohl’s, or better yet, in nothing at all.

Too bad Poldark wasn’t rebooted for HBO circa 2002. Back then, it would have had full-frontals in every episode.

No one has done more for the Ultra-Orthodox than Donald Trump.

I wish Ryan Murphy were involved in the upcoming Menendez Brothers series.

It’s so exuberant, theatrical, and over-the-top that I can’t hate on it. My generation had ‘rebirthing’ as a therapeutic palliative but this seems way more life-enhancing. What’s more adorable than a guy in diapers? A carb-loving Lothario.

The imminent release of more American names from the Panama Papers is perhaps more tantalizing, but I can’t wait for the D.C. Madam list to be leaked!