Two by two... hands of blue...

Thanks! You’re going to see plenty more in a couple days.

It’s definitely at least the fourth

Disagree. There are no better cars for the money.

One of these is top of my dream car list. As in, #1, no question. I know there are better cars for the money and the 911 hype is pushing stuff like this into the stratosphere. Don’t care. This is what I want.

As opposed to fucking himself synthetically?

How often do you bust out that event reference in conversation? “This sales pitch reminds me of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash of 2012, in that it is full of hot air and will almost certainly lead to six deaths.”

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

The network that thought it was cool to air a draft that looked shockingly similar to a slave auction removes a broadcaster nobody’s heard of because of his similar name. This is much the same as curing a headache by breaking a finger—it completely misses the point and does nothing to address the original issue.

Your comment made me snort with laughter.

My guess ... steroids

How he acted after that victory? Most conmen are good at conning. His redemption story belongs in the trash.

Actually he isn’t. They shortened his suspension and it ended already. Nick Diaz has just turned down every fight UFC has offered him.

Woosh

What a complete and unexpected surprise. I for one am shocked that serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones has yet again tested positive for drugs. I thought for sure that this time, serial drug cheat and drug abuser Jon Jones had finally realized that he could be literally rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck if…

That’s out of lines

Man, this really blows

I get the feeling this author used to work at a failed tech company and is bitter about their life choices. Foiling and kite boarding are not all that expensive nor exclusive. As far as sports hobbies go, it’s middle of the road at best with regard to expense.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

The part about knowing very well that they were broken men now resting in hell seems to be clearly referencing his father to me. It’s pretty personal.