Watching a movie about how shit the scum are? Sign me up!

If you literally did not feel like you were in agony almost every second of this movie, then you are dead inside. Casey Affleck should win every fucking goddamn award for nailing what it looks like to never knowing how to live inside your own skin again after a tragedy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What an asshole.

My take away is that I still fucking love brown lipstick and I am so pissed I can’t wear it.

Sounds like Val Kilmer has throat cancer.

I’ve been married 15 years this November. My hubby just turned 40 (I’m 38) and I had this panic that I had better make sure he and I are on top of our marriage game because I NEVER WANT TO DATE AGAIN. Ever. My dad passed away a year and a half ago and my 60-year-old mother has started dating and it’s awful.

This just made me laugh so hard. Yes.

Ugh. My husband calls our daughters this sometimes and it makes me fume. He gets why and he really limits it, but every now and then it slips out.

My jaw hit the floor during the last scene. That whole first episode was almost exactly what I lived five years ago. Except the guy I was seeing was begging me to leave my husband and did not respond in a freak out when I did leave. He was thrilled. I had that “oh shit, what the fuck am I doing” moment though and…

I’m curious how much you do know if you think weed and crack are comparable.

It should be.

I’m 5'2 and my hubby is 6'4. This has always frustrated me. I LOVE shower sex and so that was a bummer. Shower head is pretty fun though too. ;)

My kids do it in their schools too. 1st, 3rd, and 8th graders in my house. I hate it. Last year my five year old showed me where she hides under a window in her classroom during the drill so if someone is trying to look in from the outside they won’t be able to see them. I acted thoughtful and finished that…

Yeah. Gomi is gross. I don’t know what happened to Alice in her life to make her so angry, but she has made a living off of hurting women bc of it.  If you can’t break the habit (baby steps), Reddits blogsnark is a little better and doesn’t get insane like Gomi.

Fast forward to the end of next season: Four episodes series Ep 1. Talking about the wedding weekend and going to the wedding together (Ramona is annoyed/outraged it’s in Florida!!) Ep. 2. Meeting and arriving for the wedding weekend (i.e. getting rooms, eating, snacking, drinks, a night out where someone fights,…

So, I’m basically printing this out to give to my newly minted 8th grade boy child.

Omg. The squat. I laughed.

Omg. I needed that. THAT was relaxing.

Winner!!

My tampon just leaked and that’s enough roughing it for me. This woman is my hero.