I have had the best fucking day and honestly, this is like the cherry on top. Silly, but I can't help it.

He is George Michaels Godson which is so odd to me.

Same here. Does absolutely nothing for me, but my husband loves it.

That sucks. I’m sorry. :(

Where do you live? I’m in Northern Virginia and I have to argue with my doctor every month that I don’t want them and would rather use cannabis for my anxiety. My therapist gets it, my psychiatrist gets annoyed, but is on board.

Me too. I just take a small hit of cannabis if I feel like I need a xanax. Works so much better.

Why wouldn’t you just smoke pot? Does it not do the trick?

I don’t even know what to say. Brilliant.

OR he could argue that he wants to give his child a full genetic sibling.

I can tell you that you wouldn’t be able too. You would then eventually begin to wonder if it was growing a small unicorn horn out of its head.

Doesn’t he have a sex tape with someone? I feel like I saw it and the flames of my deep, burning lust for him were completely stomped out. I’m pretty sure I remember he looked AWFUL in the sack.

I just laughed out loud for real. What a dick, but in an awesome way.

My dad died suddenly in March. It’s been so much more painful than I could have imagined it would be. I was going through his FB today and found this. He was such a “Dad.” Fuck, I miss him.

‘Ew

These are my grandparents. They are pretty awesome. :)

I was so concerned for your moms vagina. Thank goodness. ;)

The day?

I want to be his friend!

Seriously.

Apparently he bowls in a gay bowling league in NJ.