I was in second grade and am a part of the whitest, palest, family in the world. I told everyone in my carpool and class that The Fat Boys were my cousins. Like first cousins birthed from the sperm of my white red headed uncle and his white blond haired wife. I SWORE ON A STACK OF BIBLES that we were cousins. I never…

WTF? lol

Madeline is my neighbor. :)

I have a 12-year-old in middle school and this kind of shit causes me to hyperventilate. I can't imagine him having sex. I had my first kiss at his age, but I feel like kids are just so much more ahead of us today (I'm 35). We talk about sex and protection and waiting and the emotional aspect and as much as we can a…

I'm getting the impression that she thinks this just happens naturally because you love this person so much. Sometimes it's an act of will to make a concession for the one you love. You do it because you love that person and you don't begrudge them, but it's not easy sometimes. It's just not.

Actual marriage is going to rock her world. Marriage is not the fairytale she seems to think it is. I've been married 14 years and I adore my husband and our little family, but some of our marriage has been hard as hell. I'm getting the impression that she believes that because this dude met her requirements, that the…

I think he's adorable and this had me rolling for some reason (I was high though so it may not be as funny as I thought).

Thinking of ribs.

One of those guys who does that long sigh at the end of a usually fake laugh.

Pretty much every parent knows that, but it's a good reminder for those that don't.

We just moved to NOVA and my husband commutes to Bethesda. It's bananas.

Just sharing dog pics Bc that list made me so sad!!

I know two Maggie's and they are both Labs. Never realized that was such a lab name.

Huckleberry will live forever!!! At least I tell myself that bc I can't imagine life without him.

That's exactly what you just did.

Yes to the swallow! So weird how hot that is.

I just saw her in DC and her Taylor Dane story had me in tears. I am a straight woman who had the fleeting thought of leaving my husband and trying to make her fall in love with me. She's the best.

me too!! I re-read it bc I thought I missed it the first time. Nope.

I know! My nipples could cut glass too!

I just found out we live in the same town. My mom saw her in the grocery store and now I want to spend my days there until I see her!