I'm embarrassed for them.

lol. You've got that going for you. I like your sense of humor in the midst of this.

Painting the bike, I'm all for it. That's an awesome parent right there.

I have read some of the comments and decided to respond before I finished them.

I know there are probably a million requests for A mustache ride from Rob, but I go first.

oh my god yes!! I think that too! I always grab my husbands arm and I usually whisper through my teeth "why would they do that! They are trying to fuck with people!" It just does not compute!!

When I go to the movies I wear the assisted listening device headphones bc I will straight up murder someone for eating their popcorn with their mouth open. This way I don't have to hear any noise except for the movie. I'm screwed though when this stuff happens in the movies too. I have to stick my fingers in my ears…

I know your rage. It's awful.

I haven't worn underwear since I was 23. I'm 36. I hate underwear.

Georgia says you are a liar!

How do we know Sia was even there? I smell a cover-up.

It could be bc I am day drinking at our town fair, but this is totally confusing me.

What I learned from this article is that Ken Marino has a new show. I want to do dirty things to that man.

I for real just laughed out loud at this. I love this story.

Broad City is amazing. I just discovered it and it's one of my new favorites.

I'm worried about my chickens. :(

So I see a future arrest, a court date, fines, and court ordered anger management.

I feel like you wear your bathing suit under your clothes most days and that you must have sand from the beach in your bathing suit crotch all the time.

I have birthed three children. I am the aunt to three children. I work with children.