I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.

I don't want you to think that the fact that I can't speak or write English on even a third grade level is because I'm a mis- and/or undereducated moron, so I'm going to claim that I speak my own language because, unlike you, I'm never going to have to worry about anything as long as I live and I feel I need to…

Good luck with that, Jaden. Oh wait. You have money, so you'll probably be just fine.

I'm still not a fan of her rapping accent, but damn, gotta hand it to her for embracing the diss. I think it's hilarious.

Do you know Snoop Dog? That guy who has put his wife through hell. Who openly loves porn and claims that he has pimped women out before? Not to mention that he is old enough to be Iggy's father. You know that guy? Isn't it so much easier to hate on this stupid white girl than you know, the misogynist that is not…

The whole "Iggy is evil racist witch with the power of 'audio blackface'!" thing is getting old

I can't stop watching that chicken stripper cartoon. That movement, that deadpan expression. It's as if years of study went into it's production. May the Universe bless whomever took the time to make it.

She has a cold. Unfortunately, for her, the cure is worse than the disease.

Funny Chicken Appreciation Thread, starting off with, the "Chicken Stripper."

Excellent choice of words my darling. Out of the greys you go! All the stars for you!

Yup. I have a 3 year old niece who's in the middle of her body discovery phase. When I went to visit her about a month ago she surprised me by grabbing me by the nipple (through my shirt and bra mind you, once I had gotten over my shock I was pretty impressed by her aim) and twisting hard. She had been randomly…

Bird flu.

sounds like Bull http://www.gossipcop.com/lena-dunham-mo…

I heard someone say once, that if all that extraterrestrials had available to them in their efforts to understand life on earth were movies and television shows, that they would naturally assume that the human population was 85% white and male, and that the life span of the female was approximately 25 years.

OH, NOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude I was so scared that you were actually going to do it

I'd say the Netflix buffering symbol - print out the image and tape it on yourself and wear all red. You will be SO frightening!

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door….

Personal best last-minute costume:Lucille Bluth.

Good News Everybody!