Okay honey.
Okay honey.
YES.
I really loved that one, too. Thanks for taking the time to offer such nuanced and thoughtful feedback.
Keep in mind, not all haunted houses are bad. When I was about 12, my parents bought an old Federal style house (1850-ish) and the guy they bought it from told them over drinks about how his wife, who lived in Italy would not stay the night there. She said there were too many "dead souls". He loved the house, but…
(shes not sorry)
First, really excited my story got picked!
Really impressed by Tara Babcock's story.
For some reason this made me laugh so much I'm actually crying. Yammie.
Actually, that was one of the silliest things I have seen on recent TV. Of all people, what was the chance that the person who could grant him access to the media mogul's secrets was that lady he met at his friend's wedding? It was poorly written, to say the least.
This is more satisfying than all the 50 Shades sex scenes put together.
Benny is very yammie
actually if you bring ME somewhere and give me a coloring book i will also be quiet and well-behaved.
You sound like my kind of asshole. Keep babies away from my drunk brunch, for christ's sake, and we can all leave more peaceful, happier lives.
Or movies. My cousin complained about a raunchy music video that was playing before some superhero movie because his 7 and 4 year old sons were at the movie. The movie was rated PG-13.
No. No babies in bars. Ever. Any circumstances.
Jesus. The small children I saw at Ozzfest.
When to Take Your Baby to a Bar: Never. Jesus fuck, people, don't have babies if you think you can just carry on your adult life without making any changes or sacrifices.
No. You have kids, you forfeit certain things. You want brunch? Go to a family restaurant. That's what they're there for.
As long as we are on the subject can we also bring up children (I'm talking 5 to 11) that are at concerts that are completely inappropriate for them? It's something I keep noticing more and more.