When I was studying History as part of my double major with English Literature, I was once told by my tutor that my writing was too "flowery". Concerned and puzzled, I questioned him on this, asking what in particular was wrong; did he think it was too like an English Literature critique style?

Animal sex tourism?

It's a fact that kids just always have the best hair.

Yeh I noticed that too! He also went straight to trying drinking from a wine glass after their water was poured!

In fairness the dessert looked amazing... The only thing that might have stolen it from first place for me would be the steak...

Bees are SO squee!!!

I get what you're saying, but I don't feel like she thinks that it is going to be the exact same baby... Like I thought she was talking to the idea of *her* child? But that's just how I read it..

I wonder if he wrote one everytime he jacked off into a tissue as well...

Yeh so I thought it was pretty clear that when she said she'd meet the "Little Thing" again she was referring to in the future, when she actually brings the pregnancy to fruition..

That's a really sweet idea - I bet your name is lovely!

I think there's something so lovely about mothers' naming their daughters after them. It's done so blandly and so often with men (Charles Junior, Charles Junior Junior - bleh). My name is different from hers but has Mama Wookie's name in it and I love it because of that.

You have the best username ever. That is all.

White pudding is black pudding without the blood! ;)

Oh my god... The 35 second mark... The little "meep"... I cannot breathe!!!!

You should try a full Irish breakfast. We have the sausages, bacon, black and white pudding, eggs, hash browns, tomatoes and mushrooms BUT NO BEANS. It's majestic.

What's laughable is your idea of risky.

Unfortunately fake numbers don't really work anymore.

Ho lee shit.

Agree so much! I can't stand all the rom com schmaltzy crap but I was genuinely glad reading this headline.

Yeh but despite not being able to act Beyonce was singing in Dreamgirls, which we all know she does very well. Kind of acts like a buffer for the terrible acting.