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This is America’s larger problem. As above, so below.

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

Oooooh fun! Ok, I will go next: Eli Manning’s Dopey.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

“You don’t make wholesale changes based on the ball being 2 inches wide or 2 inches in,” he said in remarks reported by ESPNFC, referring to a late shot by Clint Dempsey that would’ve leveled the match and booked the USMNT’s qualification, only to hit the post.

I’m sorry you had to try to enjoy watching Bradley, Beasley and Altidore get embarrassed by Belgium and the like. I found it pathetic.

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

I never understood Klinsmann’s firing. Dude won the WC as a player. He then not only successfully coached the national team of the world’s greatest or second greatest soccer powerhouse, but set up the system and laid the foundations that made said powerhouse the current FIFA WC champs.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

They need to overhaul USA soccer from asshole to eyebrow.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

[I]t’s an open society and it’s hard to prevent anything

Tom Petty is dead and Trump will be tweeting about the NFL in a day or two. There is no God.

I’m glad that there’s some great people out there helping the relief effort. But it’s *not* a substitute for the federal government.

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.