Your tired jokes made me Drowzee.

At least your gloomy rock farm is infested with Weedle, not Parasprites

Almost as terrible as a pitcher of Bud.

My face wrinkled up in horror when you made your point about Mallet and Hoyer. Wow, that was an impactful statement.

I love you so much more than I can grok for using the word ‘grok’. I would like to be your Water Brother.

Buffalo made the exact same mistake with Fitz a few years back in 2011. He started off as their backup, too. Remember when he had those two really decent seasons from ‘10-11, got a big extension and signing bonus, and then COMPLETELY shat the bed in 2012? He got paid, and then he was so terrible they traded him to the…

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If you focus on Harbaugh’s face alone, each picture looks like a time-lapse of him taking a really tremendous dump.

Thanks, I really appreciated your post and responses, and I totally agree with you. Humans have always been violent, irrational creatures; if guns and religion were eradicated from society, I do believe that people would just find other reasons and weapons to hate and maim each other. I still fail to realize this: Why…

Ever get the feeling that some people are looking/waiting for any reason to point their gun at someone else?

I was more surprised when Alex Rodriguez joined the Yankees.

Did you happen to see Norm on the Bob Saget roast? He was brilliant. Every other comic builds up a ton of momentum by just unleashing on Saget like a juiced-up ballplayer at a home run derby..and then here comes Norm, who completely shakes up the flow by using Saget-esque lame jokes..switching the game from the derby…

Went to school with a brother and sister named Dusty and Misty, last name Rhodes.

If only it was Will Smith, and not Ali tonight...

How DARE you bring The Lion King into this. The Lion King need only be referenced when discussing GREATNESS OF ALL TIME.

You could have said the same for the Mariners for the last 15 years

I actually would rather the Seahawks had beaten the Bears in the 2007 NFC Championship, because I think they could have beaten the Colts in the Super Bowl. I can’t stand Manning and Dungy.

I’m barely OK with Peyton having two rings. He does not need three.

The Seahawks fan in me would almost rather see the 2006 Super Bowl up there instead, but curb-stomping Denver and humiliating Peyton Manning for numero uno was pretty sweet.

I bet you he drank some of Jobu’s rum, and this is the consequence.