Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

Bummer. And they had such a cool store name - “Aeropostale”. So romantic - it’s the name I’d have for my 1920s airboat delivery service in the South Pacific.

When I read today that Castro’s grandson was reported to be in some fashion show on the island I thought it was just some witty nothing penned by one of the gawker-universe writers. But then I read this article and my mouth dropped open.

“Che!” said Gisele Bundchen, “Che!” she screamed to the photographers who had trailed her to a corner of Havana’s central boulevard, El Paseo del Prado. She wore a red dress and a black beret, a supermodel adopting the style of the guerrilla leader, in the 80 degree heat that felt more like 100 with the humidity.

Those cars are Doug E. Fresh though!

The fucked-up part is that aside from the really horrible hazing that leads to people dying, the vast majority of people who are hazed remember it really fondly. It’s like being war buddies—you go through the shit together and now you’re bonded for life. Part of the reason hazing still persists despite long efforts by…

As a "relatively conservative person" (I hate taxes and want EVERYONE to stay out of the same bathroom as me), I love this far more than I probably should, but its so FUCKING ACCURATE.

All the Right wars in alll the right places...

and, ps, just so we’re clear, Im talking about Will’s article, not Drew’s. Another commenter pointed it out, but when a guy known for making fun of BIG (insert area here) has a better concept of politics than a guy getting paid the mucho dinero for writing about it does, something is amiss.

I vote for myself every election. One of these years, it’s going to pay off.

Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…

There are no party rules available for them to stop Trump at this point. If he wins Indiana today (very likely), and California polls are even marginally accurate (also likely), he will finish with a majority of delegates. The delegates will be bound to vote for him by party rules. The entire premise of Never Trump…

This is.... so precisely spot on and depressing.

Republicans openly brag when they pass legislation that the public opposes by wide margins in polling. Hardly surprising to see them shit on their own constituents by trying to shoehorn a sham candidate in there. I’m so jaded after six months of this shit that I’m almost hoping for more spectacle.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

This would be a great paragraph if it were from The Onion.

“A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process.”