So once you hit like 40 do you have to start wearing dresses with the “Queen Seam”?

Wait. There is actually something called a “princess seam”?

If I wanted to drink beach water I would just walk into the ocean.

I don’t think I’ve seen “party pizza” outside of RI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_strips. Or hot wieners. But everyone knows about those.

She is the worst.

I’ve found the best cure for FOMO is to just not have any friends.

Well clearly, the guy with O’s starting his username has a completely objective opinion.

People who have addictive personalities, get addicted to shit. I know everyone on here loves this hobby but that’s just a fact of life. Video games can be just as addictive as alcohol, drugs, etc. Hell, I knew a guy who was addicted to working out. When he couldn’t see gains from working out unaided he moved on to…

Isn’t that covered in the very next sentence?

I’m actually surprised they got rid of him. Considering who his viewership is, I doubt his conduct would have lost him one viewer. The advertisers would have eventually crawled back after looking at the continually monstrous ratings.

I also live in a liberal New England city (not NYC) and my wife get’s asked this shit all the time. She’s 40.

Yes. I should clarify it’s usually a shot’s worth in a rocks glass. Usually neat. Sometimes with an ice cube. I’m not some kind of savage you know.

Mookie saves his strikes for the lanes.

Yes, no shit. First time home buyer tax credits are much more relevant to your life because you are not a “fucking billionaire software mogul.”

Wait, who’s mad?

Yes, because tying your shoes and having a deep understanding of how home ownership tax credits effects people outside of your income stratosphere or how the gun lobby suppresses data is the same thing.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

We know it was well-done. That’s for sure.

This is almost exactly like my nightly comfort recipe. Except substitute a third shot of bourbon for the ice cream shake.

I’ll be playing a game called “yard work.” It fucking sucks. Way too much grinding.