That’s not what happens at all.

“The empire” It’s not just the empire now. It’s Queen Ciri’s benevolent kingdom instead of being ruled by her shit head dad followed by his death and a power struggle costing the lives of countless innocents so she can go sleep in the mud in some forest.

Just want to pull this out of the grays for all you “But Witcher Ciri..” truthers. Queen Ciri is the true and rightful resolution.

Uhh... I could be wrong but I think he (or she, not sure how you know it was a man) was sympathizing with you by sarcastically remarking on the other candidates BS in graphic design.

“It’s always the little brother that ends up getting punished.”

No way. Best ending is the one in which Ciri can have a positive impact on the most people. That’s the good self-less child I raised.

Just because you’re the adoptive dad you can’t feel threatened or try to keep them from their birth father! Having step-siblings prepared me for virtual step-dadding success! 

I just want to use this space to say that I got the best possible ending. Queen Ciri, long may she reign.

KOTOR, KOTOR II. Morrowind.

They’re just like us! It’s a lot easier to not gain weight than it is to lose weight.

Luckily, he’s still young (1.5 years) and super active. But, I wanted to start early with limiting the people food. He is the most food motivated dog I’ve ever had. The nice part about that is that I can just pinch my fingers together like I have a treat even if I don’t when I need to get him to obey.

My beagle is a fiend for baby carrots. Those and other veggie/fruits are the only “people food” I’ll give him because they are so prone to being overweight.

No shit. After reading that essay I thought to myself: “Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

Blech. That essay ruined me. My wife and I are librarians. Amy is the author of two of her favorite children’s books: Little Pea and Exclamation Mark. Highly recommend all of her work if you have kids. Scratch that, I recommend them even if you don’t.

“I see everybody complaining about the bottom charging port but nobody giving solutions on how they should have handled it...”

People don’t think the Wii U is a failure only because of poor sales. It’s also a failure because it had a complete lack of third party support. I won’t dispute Nintendo’s chops as a game developer. They deliver some of the best and most polished experiences around. However, the majority of those experiences could…

A bourbon Old-Fashioned is my favorite. The only problem is that so many places don’t know how to make it. I want an alcoholic beverage not a fruit cocktail. One small slice orange peel is the maximum amount of fruit I want in that drink.

“generic looking robot centaur”

Really? We get it in RI and when I lived in NH but they don’t even broadcast to the whole state. Mind blown.

This. Wanting to learn a new skill every year is a fine and admirable idea. But, maybe pick something useful. Or at least cool.