Blech. That essay ruined me. My wife and I are librarians. Amy is the author of two of her favorite children’s books: Little Pea and Exclamation Mark. Highly recommend all of her work if you have kids. Scratch that, I recommend them even if you don’t.

“I see everybody complaining about the bottom charging port but nobody giving solutions on how they should have handled it...”

People don’t think the Wii U is a failure only because of poor sales. It’s also a failure because it had a complete lack of third party support. I won’t dispute Nintendo’s chops as a game developer. They deliver some of the best and most polished experiences around. However, the majority of those experiences could…

A bourbon Old-Fashioned is my favorite. The only problem is that so many places don’t know how to make it. I want an alcoholic beverage not a fruit cocktail. One small slice orange peel is the maximum amount of fruit I want in that drink.

“generic looking robot centaur”

Really? We get it in RI and when I lived in NH but they don’t even broadcast to the whole state. Mind blown.

This. Wanting to learn a new skill every year is a fine and admirable idea. But, maybe pick something useful. Or at least cool.

Drew was an offensive lineman in college.

Ketchup on hot dogs? You’re a fucking criminal.

I’m one of those sticks in the mud who think’s consent is important! A real pain in the ass at parties! Especially frat parties!

Neither of those things seem relevant!

“Also, will we be able to keep these games if we cancel?”

I enjoy the half-effort here of MS Paint over your face while the kid gets to show up on a random internet forum. :)

In 5 years most wouldn’t remember who won the 2017 Oscar for Best Picture unless they looked it up. Now, they will. It’s not all bad.

I’m surprised you are complimenting his writing. Your response indicates that you didn’t read the article. At the very least you didn’t comprehend what you read. I mean, every single one of your points was already addressed in the article or in the corresponding links.

Shaq was the best player on 3 of those 4 teams though. Probably a 1-B on that Heat team. No one is confusing Robert Horry for a star player.

That’s not the market. That’s one idiot owner grossly overvaluing a below average player.

If he gets bought out my bet would be the Celtics.

I think it’s WOW airlines right? I booked a trip to Scotland in April and the layover is in Iceland. Cheap as hell but they nickel and dime you on any extras.

Melrose Elementary in Tampa, Fla. would be my guess.