Forrest Gump beat Pulp Fiction in ‘94.

FFVII is an older entry at this point at 20 years old, no? Heck even X is 16 years old characters are getting votes from people who weren’t born or were toddlers when the games came out.

Generous in what sense? My employer paid life insurance covers the cost of a years salary. Now I know he didn’t make $20 mil a year but plenty of baseball players do. I think life insurance covering a years salary with the premium paid by the employer is a pretty baseline benefit for any half-way decent job. If my…

There has to be more to it then the way the female lore characters are treated (which I also disagree with your assessment of Blizz on). I mean, you have to get pretty deep in the weeds of these MMOs to even see or understand any of this. I think having additional systems outside of end game raiding or PVP has a…

92 is a good long life. I hope he recovers as well, but it would be fitting if he passed away on Friday to overshadow the inauguration. A final “fuck you” to Donald Trump if you will.

Tomato is a staple. People who think Italian wedding soup is a crazy soup think eating some spicy mayo makes them “adventurous.”

Foreclosures aren’t always shitty... it just means the previous tenant couldn’t pay the mortgage. Besides, even if they need work you use the money saved to make it your own.

You should definitely wait a year or two to buy a house. I have a feeling you’ll be able to get a nice deal on a foreclosure soon.

Jesus fucking Christ. This comment is going to give me nightmares.

So they thought they would start 1-3 and finish on a 12 game winning streak? What the hell? Ignoring the fact that the Rams would obviously suck, why would you even predict that for a good team?

So we get 4 emojis and a hasthtag. BUT, instead of getting the phone that can actually use those we get a 1980s cell phone and a old-timey phone with a dial. Okay.

Someone is trolling for stars...

Is that the prequel to Moulin Rouge?

Peyton Manning kissed a pizza man before his wife after winning the Super Bowl.

That T25 shit is my jam. I saw all those infomercials and brushed it aside. It wasn’t until two of the most unfit people I knew started to get in really good shape that I gave it a shot. Not having to leave the house really is the key for me. It got rid of my biggest excuse and the 25 minute thing got rid of my second…

Baalke loved to draft the injured first round talent in the 3rd-5th round. It never panned out. They just had a bunch of injured guys that either never saw the field or weren’t as good as he thought.

Are we going to see a follow up from you if the Giants make the SB? Something tells me we won’t!

You know what better movie Eva Green is in? Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Saw it today. Awesome. 

The Niners were 5-11 with more talent and way less injuries last season. The Eagles went 4-12 the year before he took over. Yeah, some really great teams.

It was clear “Jezebel Post of the Year” bait. The voters will not be fooled.