I don’t currently have any sneakers in the life cycle that are ready to be moved from workout or daily usage to mowing sneakers. Until I’m ready to buy a new pair of sneakers this is just a risk I must take.

The soap trickles down from the rest of my body. Like trickle-down economics. Except this actually works.

I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…

I have a beagle. He caught a scent last night during our walk and freaked the fuck out. After we went inside he would not stop whining to go back outside no matter how many times we took him out again. Do not get a beagle.

I have a master’s degree and am gainfully employed. I also play video games and have issues with depression. I think the moral of the story is that we’re all fucked up in our own unique ways.

Actually he came from his mother’s rib.

“Johnny Depp didn’t strike me as a wife abuser until he struck his wife. :/”

Anthony Weiner might be going to prison. Brad Pitt will be fine. I think the answer is obvious.

I don’t know if I would consider their D-line weak if Chris Long continues to play the way he is. I’m a Niners fan and he’s looking like I remember him from destroying us when he was on the Rams in his prime. I’m not sure that he can keep it up all season. But with Sheard playing well and Ninkovich off suspension in…

Are you serious or just willfully ignorant? Gizmodo (you know the tech site, of this network of sites) reported the hell out of the “Facebook squashing conservative stories” situation. That story was everywhere. That can be said of all of these stories but it never fails that some idiot is bitching about the “liberal…

Likely, a lot more than you.

I’m going to be honest. I’m still not sure what everyone is losing their minds over in this thread. This has to be the most visceral reaction to a seemingly innocuous post that I’ve seen in a long time.

Why does it have to be a zero-sum game?

It’s okay man. We all have bad takes sometimes. Happens to the best of us.

I do understand what you’re saying, compadre.. My statement still stands. But if you were to ever have the ear of one these “jackasses” I would hope that your suggestion wouldn’t be to maintain their stupid self-invented high-ground for the sake of consistency. I think it’s okay to evolve on shitty stances we’ve had…

I know what a take is but due to your response i’m questioning your ability to comprehend what you read.

You can tell whether she’s a pain in the ass by an interview?

Christ, this is the shittiest take. No. The answer to doing something dumb is not to do more dumb shit for the sake of consistency.

Cornhole does suck. Ladderball is what’s up. Either way it’s shit I can do in my backyard for free.

Payton was mulling over going to the Niners last year. That’s all you need to know about the Saints’ future prospects.