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“On PC you can avoid players.”

She’ll be buffed soon (per Blizzard on the forums). But she’s a good harasser and flanker. She’s great at taking out Torb turrets by closing space and using Defense matrix. She’s also good at taking out snipers.

Zarya works on any map. Zarya works for attack or defense. Zarya is a tank. It’s not the same as picking Genji or Hanzo and refusing to change regardless of your team comp, the map, the other team’s comp,e tc.. Also, like you mentioned she’s a pro-level gamer. The skill gap between a character she never plays and a

The biggest problem on PS4 is team composition. I don’t know how many times I have someone pick a duplicate hero at the last second when we don’t have a tank or support (sometimes neither!) My top five played characters: Mercy, D.Va, Reinhardt, Lucio, Junkrat. I really wish people would stop picking Genji and Hanzo all

The more I play the less Bastions I see. He’s been figured out by most players by now. I only see him now on desperation switches when someone is about to park the payload. He has plenty of counters and is easy to flank and get crits on his back.

They made it to the semis.

“So those of us who like to wait until the season ends, and then binge watch it, can get bent right?”

Well you just named 5 breakfasts in your second paragraph. Put yourself on a 4-5 week rotation. Each time you get back to a meal you would have taken a month off from eating it.

I think it makes more sense to eat the same meal everyday for lunch as opposed to dinner. Lunch is the riskiest when it comes to getting off track. You can’t cook yourself a full meal in the office. It get’s way to easy to just get takeout. At least for dinner you can carefully craft a meal at home. I think a lot of

I did this for awhile. The bags that you can steam in the microwave are much easier though.

My younger sister’s favorite movie actually was Spirited Away when she was a kid. I won’t lie my teenaged self watched the shit out of that movie.

This paragraph somewhat resembles the English language. It’s only missing appropriate punctuation and coherence.

and you look like an asshole.

I can’t think of a more worthless degree than an undergraduate degree in business and economics. They don’t have the practical applications of say, an engineering degree, or the critical thinking, writing and analytical skills that come with a liberal arts degree.

Except the last example is only referring to exclamation and question marks. Liberal Arts majors also know how to read.

“Your resume shows nine jobs in nine years - pass, thanks.”

Don’t order anything you have to eat with your hands.

Don’t vacations typically have things for both people to do? Why can’t you go to the awards one day and a show the next?

If the Cardinal’s mascot doesn’t win this poll than Deadspin commenters will have failed as a people.