Nooooooooo! This is horseshit! My day is now ruined.

How am I supposed to sleep without knowing what option 3 is!

Sorry your dad is a piece of shit.

If you’re feeling a burning sensation I hear that PP can help with that.

I’m sure 15k to reach 13 million people is a lot cheaper than a TV, magazine, or traditional internet ad. Especially considering it’s a “celebrity” reaching people who are following them by choice.

Scorching hot take.

This woman is a fucking idiot.

They will be divorced in two years or less.

I honestly don’t know why everyone is acting like a Steeler’s win is a lock. They are on the road and their defense legit sucks. They also shit the bed against Ryan Mallett and had trouble with the Browns.

Baalke has swung and missed on several 2nd-5th rounders that would have been first rounders if they didn’t have serious injuries. He’s been average I’d say. Some good classes and some absolutely awful ones. The entire 2012 class is gone (LMJ and Jenkins the big misses). Tank Carradine was the big whiff in 2013. They…

These people just want the collective internet pat on the back. They’re not doing it for the good it might bring them but for the approving nods they might receive.

Maybe I’m just used to it. Grew up (mostly) in RI and went to undergrad school and grad school here. When I lived in Colorado for four years everyone was surprised I didn’t have an accent. That said it doesn’t matter how much time I’ve spent in Boston and MA; I still don’t know what the fuck they’re saying. Oh, and…

“Rhode Island is that accent on steroids. Only state in the Union where they can say a sentence and you have no idea what they are trying to say.”

Especially considering that $600 would net you 10 triple A games instead.

Saying an entire gender is better or worse at something is just a stupid premise. Unless you’re talking about giving birth or producing sperm it’s completely nonsensical. It’s no different then saying that race X uniformly makes better directors than race Y.

Have you been to a store lately? A movie theater? Turned on a television? In what world is TMNT “obscure?”

Yeah, but he also has the best reach.

Heresy. You should take a minute to hear about our one true savior Donatello.

I’ve had 4 pairs of Gap jeans for 9 years that are still in great shape. Granted I wear a shirt and tie to work every day so they don’t get non-stop use but the investment was definitely worth it. Wore some Kohl’s jeans I bought two years ago for $25 while painting my living room this weekend and the crotch split wide…

The real news here is that EB Games still exists.