Right, because Clancy wrote him as a smart analytical CIA intel spook type. He even at one point during his character arc has erectile dysfunction and can’t satisfy his wife(!!!) because of the stresses and insecurity of the shit he’s wrapped up in with his work.

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

If English was a prerequisite to physics, there would be no chance of me being where I am today. Luckily for me, I comment here solely for hydrogen fusion and my improper grammar/punctuation serve as my breath on Deadspin as high pitched helium reaching out to and for all of the stars.

Came here to say exactly this. It’s actually kind of...well, exciting isn’t exactly the right word, but super interesting that this kind of case finally involves a victim who doesn’t need the settlement money. Not only are the offers usually low-balled, but they also typically make it so no one has to admit any…

Brown: $400K?

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

Sell Out Sells Out to Sell Out His Selling Out

Yah and they had a great uncle too, named raisin

One brother was Drazen, and one brother was brazen.

Wow, those comments! I haven’t seen a Petrovic this reckless since Drazen decided to forego his seatbelt on the Autobahn back in '93.

‘the NBA player allegedly screamed, “I am going to kill myself!” before attacking his girlfriend.’ Latvia really is opposite world! 

i thought if you played for the nets you only choked in may and june.  

I’m guessing you don’t have any kids, because seven-year-olds aren’t that stupid. 

It’s just you. 

I starred this only for the purpose of highlighting this comment for its reductive nature.

I actually perform stand up comedy on a somewhat regular basis. Look me up on Twitter (@jgthecomic).

I don’t take everything every comic says literally. But I think based on the tone, content and context of not only those specific…

I watched a good 25 minutes of his latest special to see is it's really as bad as several people were saying, but uhhhh... yeah he pretty much admitted being a victim blamer and then proceeded to blame several victims. So yeah, this comment is sadly accurate.

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

Police were able to easily apprehend Cousins, who apparently blew out both knees and Achilles on his way to take the shot.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

Settle down, Christy. Boogie’s not shooting anything for at least a year.