Yeah DC was playing the grab hand game, open hands grasping at Miocic’s hands trying to grab one, as soon as he would he would pull back and pepper Miocic.

I took his saying “Am I losing the fight?” as sort of rhetorical or sarcastic. Sort of like “Yeah, you don’t like what I’m doing but am I losing? No? Then ima keep doing this.”

Because Miocic also learned things, one of them being avoiding that clinch.

Stop blubbering

“Retirement is definitely the best option before we get exposed again in public.”

what the fuck does this have to do with Demarcus Cousins?

I know that that a .202/.289/.266 line in AA is... extremely not good for a baseball player with dreams of the majors, but for a dude to just parachute in like MJ and do that ice cold is honestly pretty impressive.

when was Curt Schilling beloved?

Yep, you’re a 34 year old male.

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Magic’s Top Two Players the Lakers Should Have Tried to Sign in 2016:

Are you serious? You honestly think I’d say all the things I have said about an Eskimo brother?

That usually works for me in court

Well when you put it that way, it’s basically a longer way of saying what you said the first time.

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Petke tried to defend himself. “You got it all wrong! I was just inviting them to get ice cream at this great new place called Mary’s Cones!”

That headline, fortunately, is much worse than the thesis of the article (which is that teams are looking ahead to who are going to be the billpayers and sponsors of tomorrow, and allegedly planning ahead).

So...you either can’t or don’t read. This was not a defense of Melo there’s plenty to criticize him for, he was a lousy defender, a terrible rebounder for his size, got bounced in the first round seemingly every time he used in the playoffs, he valued money over winning, etcetc I can go on

Who said ANYTHING about anything being Lins fault other than you? Show me where fam. To Lins credit he got a opportunity and took advantage of it. even getting injured and sitting out for the playoffs I already said I don’t judge him for I would have done the same thing! He took a contract offered to him by the…

he’s gotta join Big 3 to stop Joe Johnson’s reign of 4-point terror