Yah and they had a great uncle too, named raisin

“6-foot-9, 210-pound forward allegedly pushed her on the bed, slapped her in the face twice, bit her lip and then picked her up and tossed her on the bed hard enough to hurt her ribs, the sources said.”

Then the Chalmers Kevin Hart trap happened 

just make sure there’s some Plan Bfore-u-nut-in-her available

yah and he agreed to make changes too on how he conducts himself, per Woj. Like, no jokes Dwight. No smizing while you fake self deprecate, Dwight. No smizing in the locker room, period, Dwight. 

“Yeah we are. Part of the game.” THis is why Joakim Noah is one of the fan favorites in all of bball.

it’s G league to you buddy! 

is that for the MBA?

It was HOW he scored as well, he was basically dominant in every facet of one on one scoring. ESPN ran a great story about that (I think it was a Kevin Arnovitz). He could post a guy and make him look weak, he could shoot the 3 and the midrange (so much more midrange unfortunately), he could drive on big men. And he…

Yo, Asian people are like nunchuks, man. White man hold one end, Black man get hit with the other. Only Bruce Lee could say: 

then she should have worked on her handles, defense, literally any other part of her game, instead of resorting to shooting

Maybe not capable of posterizing the average NBA player, but an average NBA player, the average trooper, is not.

jes but fuck bruce bowen

undercover best comment i’ve ever read on here. The sublime use of “climbing into”. The expected pump, the “expected emerged out of”

how did this get through?

Durant was a “very good boy”, who, like most vgbs, rebelled and became an idgaf young person. Curry is only slightly more interesting to listen to than his fellow splash brother, Klay. Actually Klay has learned to own his boringness in an entertaining way (e.g. deadpanning “there’s not much else I’m good at [besides…

underrated take

I like where you’re going with this. Harden’s game is very matronly. Lulling you to sleep. Rubbing up against you. Gliding around with Euro-steps which could be done while wearing petticoats. Sweeping arms and clutching da ball. Barely leaving the floor as he softly floats up layins (OR IS IT AN OOP TO CAPELLA!?!?).…

Fred Vanfleet is the scariest player under 6 ft in the league. Poetl and Siakim are like the athletic Oreo of the league, a vicious yakka waka

third rule of talking shit, use any and all opportunity to do so, particularly if you’re wearing a headset.