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Is Rodan code for tunnel gangbang?

Thank you so much for your kind praise. I really do try to keep these concise as I write them on the spot but then they just spiral out exponentially from there.

His public persona as a food critic is kind of goofy on purpose and he’s an easy visual joke, but I didn’t know anyone genuinely hated him for it. That’s kind of pathetic-seeming to me and it’s not Fieri who seems sort of sad in that situation

I love when they refer to changing something as being “political” while ignoring that the original decision was, in fact, political.

Yup. Reminds me of how people say you should be able to bear arms because it’s in the Bill of Rights. Like if your only defense is some guys a few hundred years ago thought it was a good idea...you don’t have much of a defense.

Oops, I either subconsiously saw your portmanteau or it was one that was waiting to be made...despite my annoyance at the overuse of portmanteaus in modern language.

I loved getting trophies in that game but I’m never getting Platinum if it still requires you to activate and maintain multiplayer mode just to try a base invasion. Worked too darn hard on getting that great crew assembled just to lose them to an AFK/MIA penalizing mechanic.

I just returned to MGSV last night after a long time off (my last achievement was from April 2016). It took a while to get used to the controls again. I was inspired because I read a few articles about the game recently and then just went all-in for spoilers to hear what happens, including listening to the Giant Bomb

Yeah, the motherbase multiplayer content is really obnoxious. I never really investigated multiplayer because all I care about is the campaign, so when multiplayer crashed on launch day of MGSV, it was no skin off my ass. I shouldn’t have mocked the angry MP fans because I had nearly finished the verrrrry long

It’s been a long time since I’d last played MGSV, but I recall Mother Base eventually being huge but still being a relatively straightforward experience all the same. All around— a more complex version of Peacewalker’s model. Biggest advice I can give you:

Well, I made Olivia a 5* in Fire Emblem Heroes this week, grabbed Cav Archer Lyn as my freebie (and went Team Lyn in the Voting Challenge), and spent 80 orbs in CYL banner for... well, some new 4s, an entire summon’s worth of Oboro/Peri, and an 8% pity rate. Which is fine. After pulling Chrom for free last week, with

My sincerest apologies, really. I try not to be longwinded with these ramblings despite failing most frequently. If Kinja had a microscopic text size I’d default to that so that it’d take up as little space as possible.

It really is insane just much you can do with that cardboard box in MGSV. And I never once got tired of using Fulton Recovery on every single thing possible. EVERYTHING’S GETTIN’ RECRUITED BY BIG BOSS! SEE YOU BACK AT BASE, SHEEP! BOND WITH THE EWES TO FORM THE OVIS ARIES DIVISION OF MY NEW OUTER HEAVEN!

Salutations~!

I got a letter this week from a very important television personality:

Here we are again folks. This week I finished off my Uncharted no aim blindfire-only odyssey, Untargeted, and let’s see if I can put in a link to it instead of embedding an obtrusive video: HERE 

Morning all,

My favorite thing about the animals is they’re the only enemies that scale with your level, so if you use Chapter Select and go back to the beginning you can aggro a level 99 moose into beating the hell out of the early game Stubbies.

GOTY, punching and kicking combos 11/10

NOTHING IS GOOD! DAVE GROHL IS TERRIBLE! THE COEN BROTHERS ARE HACKS! SEVEN SAMURAI IS OVERRATED! MASTURBATION IS FLAWED!