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How about enjoying the shock and surprise alongside the narrative joys, so your viewing experience is one rooted in emotion as well as base box ticking?

It is

You don’t get those sweet Deadspin crossover clicks. Why do you think that borderline libelous ‘CK-jerk off’ business was dredged up out of nowhere, if not to try and rope in Jezebel readers?

We can comment on adverts? Holy mackerel! Let the vicious acerbic takedowns begin

‘Stay away from certain comedians’ would be a good answer to it. ‘I don’t like it so nobody else should like it’ is very silly indeed!

This warmed my psyche like scotch in winter

comment repeatedly posted

comment posted a bunch of times, let me take a second to give a shout out to this cat that keeps sitting on my windowsill

So what happens when he finishes? Does he unlock the door and step to one side? Does he look sheepishly down at his feet and mumble an apology, or try and look tough and not say a word? Does he jizz into a sock or a tissue or what?

hahaha christ Kinja sucks...sorry! Sorry guys! *knocks everyone’s drinks over*

That's the least indie kid choice ever.

Great typo (?), sincerely

Great typo (?), sincerely

Pe0pl3 are jealou5 of my BRAND NEWMONSTER TRUCK and big fur coat and sceptre! 1 g0t them from m@king big $$$$$ here >>>>m0n3yfromho.me

Pe0pl3 are jealou5 of my BRAND NEWMONSTER TRUCK and big fur coat and sceptre! 1 g0t them from m@king big $$$$$ here >>>>m0n3yfromho.me

5 minutes into Reef Blower without realizing. Maybe these are the future

5 minutes into Reef Blower without realizing. Maybe these are the future

Man that's Simpsons-y. I wish I was around for Army Man so I could wave a copy of it in my friend's faces nowadays, to prove I'm cooler than them

*Tuba player reaches up from the orchestra pit and hands the mic back while rubbing his head*

How does natureslayer keep up with the news like that?