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You got it! I was toying with the idea of having to 'solve' the murders in the daytime (plant evidence so villagers accuse the villager of your choice) to keep the population placated, but I think that needlessly complicates things. Might be fun though, played for laughs

I hadn't heard of that Swery game…I have a whole treatment written out for a survival horror game in which murders keep taking place, at night, in a rural English village. At night, the village changes, and everyone in the village slips into a coma, except you, and the animals, which develop a kind of sentience…so at

Ah nice, not many gaps left for you to fill then. Enjoy Kiwami!

I'm excited for Kiwami. Have you played Yakuza 1? My first Yakuza was 0

It's hard trying to explain the many, many labyrinthine twists and turns of On Cinema now. I've just stopped trying.

I was hoping to have finished Persona 5 for this week so I could leave a long respective as a disqus swan song, but no such luck. It's SO LONG.

The lack of self-awareness here would be remarkable were it not wearyingly familiar. I suggest responding to anything in the long post, or you're just cheating yourself. But maybe that's enough for you?

An appreciation of craft, is one massive example that encompasses several other examples. I didn't want to list a bunch at you for no reason, seems like that would be insulting

What a genuinely terrible cover. End of year worst list material

Ah I'm not familiar with the lower alcohol versions, do you still drink it by the half? Or do you care?

I'll find value in any sort of ale, being as I am rapidly approaching R.A.T. (real ale twat) status. I like IPAs, but contrary to how they are often marketed, I find they are way too fortifying and just plain strong for a 'session' ale. I'll go in on one or two of those on a weekday maybe, but I rarely drink during

No, I'm not entertained, I don't see how that would resolve itself in my leaving you alone, and I don't follow your unconvinced disjointed thought processes at all. I'm guessing by the end you realized they don't make any sense too, and so defaulted to a Tick impression.

Happy with that? Certainly doesn't make you seem like an adult capable of discussion, does it? By now an approximate idea of your irrelevance regarding the matter at hand should be well within your grasp

I'd love to aid this cause, I really would. But then what if there's another cause?

So it's impossible to make a bad Elmore Leonard movie?

My favourite

There're many reasons to appreciate a work that don't involve a creator's statement

I thought I was through laughing at famous people portmanteau screen names

Yeah, but it's about Steven Soderbergh. Were it about someone else, their respective filmography would have to be considered. Seriously, what point were you trying to make there?

Thanks for making the effort to continue the conversation to tell me you're not flustered