You also have most of a pint as your avatar. Did you change that just to be confusing?

Monster Hunter and 'AC4 minus all the shitty AC bits' have me the most excited. A Way Out looks great too. But this was Nintendo's year at E3, for the first time in a decade. If they are telling the truth about E3 still not being a big deal for them and they intend to continue to do most of their revealing online, we…

My dad had sausage blindness and ate his right index finger after misjudging the distance of a chipolata

That sounds great, I'm getting into eating goat parts these days

I wouldn't pin your hopes on additional colossi, Team Ico are not making this

Sure you're not thinking of G G Allin?

That was Weird Al

First sign of malaria: manic laughter

70% of attendees stated this as their reason for refund

You had me until the last sentence

I have no end of knickknacks and geegaws and general crap in my life but Funkos are just plain awful looking. I'm offended by their terrible design, and the very concept that leads to their existence denies their ever changing

Also I love the Grow Home games! They have a truly impressive sense of height

I haven't, I'm waiting for the Switch to come down in price (HAH) but you're not the first to tell me it has great climbing

But SotC controls are pointedly nothing like RE or MSG controls…most peoples complaints come from the way the game portrays momentum. And RE and MSG games still control the same, their 'unwillingness' to change stems from the fact those games are based around that level of control. Check anything by Platinum, or…

We kind of have a 'remaster' of 2 but surely a remastered Dark Souls 1 would sell like hotcakes now? They'd change no end of mechanics though and everyone would whinge, like me

CARLSON AND PEETEEERRSSSS

Hey Kevin I made those chilled peanut noodles last week, they were great

Nathan Rabin's Happy Place gets my vote, it's great. AV After Dark is good too, but it's nice to have something to bounce off comment-wise

It's a huge amount of fun, but if you can wait another month or so, it will be $30~ in every second hand store. It sold a ton

Nothing on the horizon, the publisher has not ported anything to PC previously… not looking good right now but who knows?